Whoomer

someone stupid but cuteness makes up for it

"woah did you see mark hes a total whoomer"

by Ｒａｎｓｉｄ　Ｍａｎ January 25, 2020

hoof whooper

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019

whooper

A very massive stiff pimple, usually red in color, but not not a white head.

Ha, that nerd has whoopers all over his face but can't pop them because there is no pus!

by Shawty Wang June 1, 2005

Whomper

The sail used in wind to win the americas cup back from austrail

Crew :Why is it called the whomper
:When the wind catch it is goes whomp

by sailor314159 June 28, 2009

woomper

fucking fucker fuck

look at that woomper

by repreasent October 19, 2003

Butt Whomper

(adj) -Bestest friend ever <3!!!!!!

-also can be an annoying person or just some random dude you find at the mall ;D

You= " Haayy girl!"
Bffff= "Omg why did you call me this early you Butt Whomper
-_-?"

by Mariah Randler January 19, 2013

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005