Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014
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2. ind. clause, slang. A term meaning everything and nothing; a phrase applicable to any context.
3. n., interject., art., conjunc. prep. n.b. it can refer to a specific individual (cf 1.), an impending situation, a current circumstance, a past experience, or a shift in thought (q.v. example 3).
4. n. An amusing but slightly depressing situation which reveals an individual's dramatic incompetence in spelling, grammar, and/or overall thought processes.
2. ind. clause, slang. A term meaning everything and nothing; a phrase applicable to any context.
3. n., interject., art., conjunc. prep. n.b. it can refer to a specific individual (cf 1.), an impending situation, a current circumstance, a past experience, or a shift in thought (q.v. example 3).
4. n. An amusing but slightly depressing situation which reveals an individual's dramatic incompetence in spelling, grammar, and/or overall thought processes.
1. Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): who my ping
2. "whomyping?" "youmyping!"
3. "Are we playing against whomyping tonight?!"; "whomypub?"; "whomysupfraggles?"; "whomyWoM"; "anywhomyping"
4. Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): huys lol thata royalassasin guy is a known to ahev cheats on hsi comp you know Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): thankg od for my Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): nemsis clock
2. "whomyping?" "youmyping!"
3. "Are we playing against whomyping tonight?!"; "whomypub?"; "whomysupfraggles?"; "whomyWoM"; "anywhomyping"
4. Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): huys lol thata royalassasin guy is a known to ahev cheats on hsi comp you know Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): thankg od for my Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): nemsis clock
by oheyacal April 7, 2003
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by S Lezzy September 14, 2006
Get the Whoopin it up mug.1. It is short slang for getting a whipping.
2. It means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their ass handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin', have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin', etc..
2. It means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their ass handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin', have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin', etc..
EX: Momma told me if I did that again she'd gimme a whoopin' that I'd never forget! Then she said she'd slap me so hard that my kids would be dizzy. I ain't messen witt dat candy dish noooooooooo more!
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
Get the whoopin' mug.Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
by Nick D May 24, 2004
Get the the whoopin' stick mug.To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.
In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
Get the good old fashioned country ass whooping mug.1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.
2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.
2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.
by JimmyBaby March 8, 2006
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