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cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."
She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.
by Lulu July 2, 2004
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word-whacker

a theoretical editor's tool for editing text and cutting excessive verbage
This article was so wordy, the editor had to get the word-whacker out and trim it down.
by Paul W Puckett March 31, 2008
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Fadge Whacker

A woman who likes to masturbate vigorously and often!!!
"Man, she was such a fadge whacker, that ho always had her hand in her minge"
by Lmonster August 18, 2009
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Wyoming Weed whacker

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.
"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."
by funky n crunky August 13, 2017
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Whacker's forearm

a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.
Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.
by Mark Ruberti May 20, 2007
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star whackers

A secret cabal of Hollywood lawyers who murder celebrities for profit. Coined on October 23rd, 2010 by actor Randy Quaid.
Randy Quaid said star whackers took out Heath Ledger and David Carradine.
by TheEyeInTheSky October 24, 2010
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Whacker

A volunteer fireman who focusses life on being a frieman. They often brag and like to tell people the are a fireman and over accessorize when it comes to lights and antennas on their cars
Chris Simpson is such a whacker, all he does is go to fires
by Dave Corrigan December 7, 2004
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