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She Who Must Not Be Named

Proper Noun.

She who must not be named is the author of the book series Harry Potter. In 2020 she officially outed herself as a TERF after defending several "mistakes" with trans community.
As a result of being a TERF the Harry Potter fandom no longer cares to even mention her by name. Her new name is inspired by he who must not be named who is the arch-villain, Lord Voldemort, in the book series.
I look up to Emma Watson and not she who must not be named.
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She who must not be named

An ex's name so vile and foul that saying the name conjures an evil so dark and black that the sun is blotted from the sky and it rains blood for a full week. By uttering her demonic handle your tongue splits in two and rots from your mouth then you instantly hear all of humanity cry out with sorrow. Babies, children and small animals die once they hear her heinous name. El Diablo trembles at the smallest whisper of this being’s moniker. This foul being casts no shadow. You are warned, never mention that sick cruel name.
"Hey dude what ever happened to your ex (wife or girlfriend)? Wasn't her name..."

"STFU! Never mention 'she who must not be named' I'd like to keep my sanity for a little while longer, thank you."

They Who Must Never Be Named 

The worst Disney show of all time. Resurrected with the ashes of Palpatine. And right now, they're on Disney+ and are seeking revenge; a constant reminder to steer clear. (and also why I don't have Disney+)
BREAKING NEWS: The "They Who Must Never Be Named" are on Disney+! Our spies tell us they're seeking revenge on somebody who hated them so much and had to do destroy them and failed now they're back. Always steer clear of the "They Who Must Never Be Named" and never mention their name, because of reasons we can't understand anymore.

Who can it be now? 

The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah

He Who Must Not Be Named 

The evil, nose less man in Harry Potter. More commonly reffered to as "Lord Voldemort" or "You Know Who". he was very evil and killed many wizards, Witches and muggles causing wizards and witches to fear him and his name.
Oh No... He Who Must Not Be Named has killed my fifth cousin twice removed... :'(

friend who happens to be a girl 

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.
Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).

He Who Must Not Be Named 

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/You Know Who.
Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: Disappointing. You didn't die. Who's gonna kill you then
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's test. Tell me!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named