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whitefuck

noun.
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include

attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)

partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back

enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc

possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat

attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures

generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)

wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers

takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys

refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
"I'm not letting that tic-tac inside me! You're a whitefuck!"

"Can't believe I was friends with a whitefuck, brb gotta take out this knife out of my back"

person1: "That girl is hot, you should ask her out!"
person2: "Nah, she's a whitefuck."
by lao hei February 26, 2010
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whiteneck

Men who enjoy they necks being cummed on by men.
"I need to take a spongebath after Jimmy whitenecked me earlier"
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whitelike

To describe someone who isn't white do something that looks REALLY WHITE
Jerome was playing ball with his friends when all of the sudden he made a whitelike comment and suggested they leave and go play some ping pong instead.
by Wassupmydoods420 December 11, 2018
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Whorelock

A man who repeatedly dates and bags women far more attractive than him. It must be magic.
Dan: How did Brian get a date with 2 models at the same time?

Steve: I have no idea!! He must be a whorelock!
by MC smoof August 4, 2021
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Whiteoaks Park

Located in the suburban lands of Lorne Park, Whiteoakes is a public park. It includes 4 tennis courts (soon to be 5) in the south, a soccer field in the center, a baseball diamond to the north, a play ground in the vicinity of the tennis courts, a well conserved network of paths through the forest in its west and north ends, and to many sesh spots. Whitoaks is located between Whitoaks Public School in the south-west and Lorne Park Secondary School in the north-east. Considering that Lorne Park Secondary has a predominantly high population of stoners it is only natural for this park to have a plethora of sesh spots which have been used by many generations dating back to the early 2000s due to resent anthropological discoveries. However some anthropological and sociological scholars argue that Whiteoakes doesn't contain any sesh spots but instead is it self a plot of land which is to large to be considered a singular sesh spot.
*exiting Lorne Park Secondary School*
Rob: I want to go hit a popper
John: Wanna go to Whiteoaks Park?
Rob: But which sesh spot? Sanctuary?
John: Naw man, remember someone burned it down
Rob: What ever, we'll stumble upon one anyway
by woodsshitbear November 24, 2013
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Whitepicketfency

To work for supreme perfectness. To discount the fact that struggles and imperfection lend a hand in achieving happiness and meaning to life.
Your whitepicketfency attitude or lifestyle will not assure your happiness.
by Mariaj November 5, 2015
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whiteylocks

white people with dreadlocks, especially hippies and vegans.
I enjoyed the vegetarian potluck, but my aesthetic sensibilities were disturbed by all the whiteylocks.
by Kevin Sasha O'Malley July 16, 2008
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