white guy stuff

the perfect excuse to leave an akward situation

white guy: That was a great time last night.
white guy's girlfriend: I think I'm pregnet.
white guy: I gotta go do white guy stuff.

by SuperPimp May 23, 2008

White Sticky Stuff

Cum

What you use to impregnate people

Girl:I feel something sticky and it smells weird

Boy: it’s cum
Girl: Am I pregnant

Boy: yes it’s cum

Girl:can I drink it
Boy:Yes it’s cum
Girl: you can do anything with cum
Boy:White sticky stuff is cum

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage July 10, 2023

Rich White Shuffle

An agonizingly long walk covering a short distance where there will be bad news awaiting at the end.

He was doing the Rich White Shuffle to the manager's desk and I knew that we were doomed.

by Axiom Kid April 26, 2007

white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

by angry Dick April 15, 2011

white boy shuffle

A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.

Nigel: I'm hitting the dance floor tonight.

Jen: Bust out your white boy shuffle Nigel.

by null device February 3, 2013

White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.

Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie

by MrGorsky April 2, 2011

White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.

She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle

by Francis B November 20, 2007