White Van Phobia

The fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. This may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. Sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.

Julian: Dude it's a green light, just cross already.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!

Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.

by MrHorizontal February 13, 2010

White van man

A person who pries little kiddies away from their parents and stash them away in their van

oh dear there's a white van man run away

by Roastinator February 26, 2019

White Van Girl

The opposite of white van man.
Delightful, polite, happy, attractive and helpful.
Usually self employed and loving it.
Outside of work she mostly uses it to cart a dog, artwork, music gear, recycling waste, and to zip around town doing chores.
This girl is a lady who is not afraid of traffic, big trucks, wolf whistling builders etc, manics on the road, or reversing into tight spots.

There goes a lovely white van girl, did you see her?

by Skorching May 10, 2011

white van which has a old guy in it

yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.

Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.

by dustybowls April 17, 2021

white van man

A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!

White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!

by vanmanrulesok June 21, 2008

White,van,day

Stay ya ass in the house

He’s coming for you girls watch out for the white,van,day

by Shitty Leah November 27, 2019

Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019