whacker

Someone who has an extensive amount of emergency lights, police equipment, and antennas, legal or illegal, on their personally owned vehicle. This person typically has several excuses to justify their “equipment” usage or installation, and often try to find reasons to use them. Whackers normally get extremely hostile when confronted about their lights. The average whacker is a 16-30 year old scrawny or overweight male, who is in some sort of community safety club, like a police explorer or neighborhood watch. Most whackers have the lights because they enjoy the power trip they get when they are perceived to be a police officer. Most, if not all whackers suffer from severe superiority complex issues, as they lack any sort of power in their job or personal life.

Guy 1: “Todd just bought amber visor lights for his Crown Victoria”
Guy 2: “He did? He just bought 6 fake antennas for the car yesterday”
Both: “what a whacker”

by tonypepperonio March 24, 2021

liquid whiskers

An occurrence during oral intercourse where long, viscous lines of saliva span from the genitals of the receiver to areas on, in, and around the mouth of the performer. Essential for women to perform barber poles* on their male partners.

*see barber pole

After rimming Susan for ten minutes, Westley pulled back as liquid whiskers extended from his lips and chin to her anus.

by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004

the whiskers they come from within

A saying any Phangirl or Phanboy would know. It comes from when two YouTubers, Danisnotonfire (aka Daniel Howell), and AmazingPhil (aka Phil Lester) made a collab Q/A where they draw cat whiskers on their faces with black marker. This series, only happening once a year, is named Philisnotonfire, as a mix of their internet names at the time. This phrase was coined up by them or some fans. "The whiskers, they come from within" is even on a few items of merch that they sell.

Girl while watching a Philisnotonfire video: Oh my God the whiskers they come from within! (She feels the whiskers in herself)

by Nikithebleachcannon July 4, 2017

Colon Whiskers

The wiry, tangly, pubic hair surrounding the balloon knot

I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.

I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.

by Elliot Lauris Marie September 1, 2018

pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children

Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

wicker chair

Wicker Chair – Military slang term for practitioners of the Wiccan religion.

Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”

Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”

(45 min later)

Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”

by Trav March 28, 2005

WICKER PARK

a neighborhood in Chicago located in West Town. Home to a large community of artists and hipsters. You can't go 10 feet without seeing someone with 3 or 4 different shades of hair color. Wicker Park is a cool place to hang out. There is a movie starring Josh Hartnett that was filmed in Wicker Park.

My username for urbandictionary is Wicker Park.

by Wicker Park August 9, 2005