Wappened

The slang or short form for saying, 'what happened.'

"Yo my bro's in the hostpital man, fuck!"
"Why wappened to him?!?"

by SayWordYo January 21, 2010

See, what ha-happened was

1. A phrase used to begin an unbelievable story of stupidity, usually while one was inebriated.

Manny: Dude, where's all the leftovers from Thanksgiving?

AJ: See, what ha-happened was, (pause) I finished that bottle of rum around midnight. Then I started to play Halo and got the munchies and it was all that we had to eat. I think the cat ate most of it though. Sorry, man.

Manny: You fatass.

by Alaskaboy August 3, 2006

what had happened was

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.

Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

by DenDada December 22, 2006

What happened to the stairs?!

A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy

"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!

by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008

Whappled

to be accosted in a public place by someone who you really can't be arsed to talk to, and then engaged in the kind of conversation that is so inane that it makes you want to remove your own eyes with a rusty spoon.

What a nightmare, I was coming home on the tube tonight and I got Whappled!

by minkysteed June 21, 2007

Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.

Life happened and everyone moved on.

by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015

What the hell just happened?

A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.

*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*

Punk: "You just got served!"

Stan: "What the hell just happened?"

by Punman August 6, 2009