Wapple Rap

Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen

person: cuties is my fav movie!🥺
me: Wapple Rap moment

by *magicalkitten* March 1, 2023

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

pussy whipped

A man who does whatever his girlfriend/wife tells him.

My dad, he is so pussy whipped he cannot think for himself any more.

by NotThatFoolAgain January 11, 2015

whippable

The ability to play a song or an album in a car (or whip, thus the meaning) and enjoy it.

"You hear that new Big Sean?"
"Yeah, that shit's mad whippable."

by Yeezy Yeezy What's Good February 19, 2017

jabber-wapping

Standing around talking and not doing work that should be done. Used in the movie The Wizard of Oz.

Quit your jabber-wapping there is work to do.

by Beach98 October 11, 2016

Pussy Whipped

Fuck all these other definitions, pussy whipped is when you sprung high as hell off the pussy, you desert everything for the pussy and live for the pussy. Pussy so good you willing to take all her shit just to keep it to your self. It is often associated with the effects of crack use. its just so addictive to you, you cant leave it alone. Warning, being called pussy whipped can also mean that you are a bitch nigga.

Boy 1- Ay G you wanna hit up the block later?
Boy 2- Naw i'ma pass my girl want me to plant tulips with her.
Boy 1- Word G? She got you planting flowers and shit?!
Boy 2- Yeah thats my boo.
Boy 1- Nah nigga you just pussy whipped.
*In both sense of the word.

by KWizzy18 March 13, 2009