whalen

When a man poops onto a frozen dinner, microwaves it, and serves it to himself and another man.

I was famished after a hard day's work, but luckily, my friend served up a whalen and I was satisfied... hell yeah, I was satisfied...

by Buford X September 29, 2006

whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

by Sean S. December 9, 2003

Whalen

Mr. Steal your girl. Big big man, hits the weight room daily. Class clown but not scared of D1 linemen

I’m the big whalen

by Whallee1010 February 27, 2020

Man-Whaling

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

by whsjvcheer09 November 13, 2009

Whaling

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls

My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends

by tc123892 July 27, 2009

Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Addy Leggings of the Whalein

A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches

Stats are as follows:

Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat

Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!

by Ticklemaster Plexitex October 21, 2012