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"I met a girl on the whalecock last night"
Kids would be protected by whalecockNanny.
"I met a girl on the whalecock last night"
Kids would be protected by whalecockNanny.
by Big_Eddie April 20, 2007
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When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021
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"For God's Sake! Don't Whaleface me in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I thought you liked me Whalefacing you?"
"At home, yes. In a parking lot? No."
"I thought you liked me Whalefacing you?"
"At home, yes. In a parking lot? No."
by Moggy1257 October 12, 2008
Get the Whalefacing mug.The combination of the words "fuck" and "whatever" which implies a total lack of interest for any given topic.
Her: I saw your ex dating Joe yesterday...
You: Whatefuckver, i couldn't care less about her as i'm banging her soon-to-be-ex-bff now, hah!
Teacher: I'm now ready to hand out last exam's results...
Brat: Whatefuckver douche!
You: Whatefuckver, i couldn't care less about her as i'm banging her soon-to-be-ex-bff now, hah!
Teacher: I'm now ready to hand out last exam's results...
Brat: Whatefuckver douche!
by Dr Manian October 13, 2011
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by Dr. Proctor January 14, 2008
Get the whapfuck mug.when ones back is covered with excessive amounts of fat; usually oozing puss or Flem. it occurs only on women and not men.
"yo bro check out the whaleback on that chick, man."
"i know, i almost touched it's back ooze by mistake."
"i know, i almost touched it's back ooze by mistake."
by lonelysponsor March 30, 2012
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