The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

The Texas Wet Dog by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009

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dog wet

Moisture that accumulates in a woman's underpants during foreplay or while watching porno.

"Her underpants were so full of dog wet that they stuck to the floor when they dried."

dog wet by NY to Florida Girl July 11, 2006

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Dirty wet white dog

A trashy white girl that thinks she’s black and eats hot Cheetos, also walks in to class everyday smelling like weed

Damn Angelaya’s a dirty wet white dog

Dirty wet white dog by Chico172004 March 24, 2022

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Wet Doggy

When someone bare-ass farts in close proximity to another person's face. The spraying fecal matter from one's flapping ass cheeks should simulate the spraying water from a dog shaking itself dry.

"I forgot to fill the fridge with beer for my husband to come home from work to, so he totally gave me a wet doggy when I fell asleep. I am still finding feces in my hair."

Wet Doggy by Barry Beauty June 3, 2014