Skip to main content

combat wingman

The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.

Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007
mugGet the combat wingman mug.

Wingmanments

The 10 Wingmanments (Rules of being a wingman)

1. Thou shall respect the shotgun rule above all else.

2. Thou shall remain in formation without complaint regardless of target assigned.

3. Thou shall pursue target with convincing vigour.

4. Thou shall not pull a switcheroo without prior consent.

5. Thou shall get a round in. (Regardless who's money is used)

6. Honour thy wingman's intentions and have no strong opinions. (A simple shrug will suffice)

7. Thou shalt not abandon target until all objectives are complete.

8. Thou shall never be the voice of reason.

9. Wingman unto others as you would have them wingman unto you.

10. Thou shall remain silent when questioned about past missions.
Jewcob: Shotgun the blonde one...

Mamba: Nah come on! her mate is rough and you've got a girlfriend anyway!

Jewcob: Remember the Wingmanments.

Mamba: Fair play, go get the beers in.
by MaximusLadius April 10, 2013
mugGet the Wingmanments mug.

lazy wingman

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013
mugGet the lazy wingman mug.

The Wingman Technique

The Wingman Technique usually involves (and is best preformed with only one) friend accompanying another to a club or other social setting. If one friend finds a hot girl who is accompanied by an ugly friend (i.e. grenade), it is the sworn job and duty of the accompanying friend (the wingman) to occupy the ugly girl so his friend can get action with the hot girl. The revered duty and purpose of a wingman is to streamline the night for his friend as much as possible, tackling any obstacles and cockblocks.
by frosty22452 November 7, 2010
mugGet the The Wingman Technique mug.

wingman

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.
Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
mugGet the wingman mug.

Wingman

A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. If you say you are from Italy and are just visiting for the weekend your Wingman is forced to back up that story and any other lies you tell the hot chick.
Rocco was my Wingman last night. He occupied that hot chicks ugly fat friend so I could go in for the kill. Rocco is truly a "Wingman".
by Frak Brunetti November 23, 2004
mugGet the Wingman mug.

Wingman

A fellow man who makes one or more sacrifices so that you, his friend, can have the best chance at hooking up with a woman in any given situation.
Japser is a thoroughbred wingman: he ate the garlic clove out of that olive so I wouldn't have dragon breath
by Earthface September 12, 2014
mugGet the Wingman mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email