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wengmastachung 

someone who constantly boasts of having an exceedingly large penis, but, in fact, has the tiniest, thinest, most bent-up piece of crap you've ever seen in yur life.

also used a modal auxiliary to modify actions of main verbs with the sense 'to pretend to have a wopper in the process'

some have also drawn comparisons to yefimobitch with the concept of someone who has a sausage for a penis, after trapping their original penis in a sausage composing machine, but this use is still not widely thought of as acceptable.
"to boldly wengmastachung go where no man has gone before"
wengmastachung by yefimobitch November 30, 2003
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wengmastachung 

some one who is born as the master.
Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.
wengmastachung by Gaz May 15, 2003
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wengmastachung 

1. some one with a large weng 2. someone who masters the weng.
Jake is wengmastachung, because hes got a 9 incher
wengmastachung by jimmy cline January 9, 2003
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