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Welling

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A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
by Mr. Pompo November 6, 2008
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Wellina

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Wellina is always attacked on more ways the one. She love listening to Cbat, she hates rats, and squishes babies (don't ask). She listens to everyone's love advice and she's rich(but is self absorbed). If you ever need help in homework, better call Wellina!
Faye: Can you pls help with homework?
Wellina: I gotchu.

Wellina: Pls give money
Daphne: No.
by average wellina enjoyers October 18, 2022
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dick welding

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Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.
Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!
by Lucas W. June 13, 2017
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organic welding

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The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .
She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.
by Grnspd July 20, 2017
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Pilfer the Wellington

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1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013
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Wellington High School

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WHS.
Go wolverines.. They say...

No school spirit, A place where the football team sucks, SGA is annoying as fuck, and the rules are irrational. A school where girls AND guys get dress code for their shorts being to short. No shorts, no leggings, no tank tops. Did I mention Wellington is in SOUTH FUCKING FLORIDA where it is usually over 90 degrees? It's a Quite diverse school regarding social classes. 80% rich white kids who ride horses and the other 20% who are poor. probably the only school in the country that girls get judged on how much their purse costs, and where it is socially unacceptable to wear back packs.

Go wolverines... They say..
by Hellington January 31, 2014
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