Wifi

The reason you love McDonalds.

Guy 1: Dude, where are you at?

Guy 2: at McDonalds, gotta love free wifi

by ABeatifulWizard September 30, 2015

wifin'

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.

Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.

by the AWPerator August 28, 2012

School Wifi

a piece of shit. The router is a total trash can which someone has previously shat in.

Person 1: School wifi is shit!
Person 2: True

by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018

Welfie

Korean slang -

Someone on welfare or someone who's parents are on welfare.

Typically used in a derogatory way.

Student 1 - "Shut up, Welfie"
Student 2 - "What does that mean?"

Student 3 - "Someone who's on welfare"

by Limited Knowledge Wiki January 28, 2022

No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:

Hey dude! There’s No Wifi!
message not delivered

by GalaxyCat5000 May 22, 2019

Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.

by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

free wifi

A code name for drugs. Mainly used in schools so teachers don't get suspicious of drug use.

"Want some free wifi"

"Yo hit me up with some free wifi"

by K.brot March 7, 2014