Weezer

A band only virgins listen to- a representation of someone's virginity.

I still listen to weezer, sadly. but hopefully I won't after my night with Suzie tonight.

by AA1D3NN October 12, 2020

Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Weezer

A person who thinks they are cool but are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Weezer Fan

Weezer Fan is a commonly used synonym for “Virgin”, the only difference being is that Weezer fans are aware of this and agree with it.

Hey dude, are you a Weezer Fan?
Yeah.
Prove it. Is Raditude a good album?
*cocks gun* … say that again and your a goner…

by WeRanOutOfFood September 13, 2021

Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Weezer

A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Weezer

.The sexual act of never having a sexual act
Its named after the famous band weezer that their fans are known for never having sex

Friend 1: yo man I've done the weezer this weekend

?Friend 2: so dry weekend again
Friend 1:yea
Friend 2: i worry about you sometimes

by Shrek is my daddy May 2, 2021