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The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*
by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010
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Webbing

Webbing is the act of spreading your own fingers apart as wide as possible and placing the erect nipple of your significant other in the webbed area between your fingers and sliding your hand over the nipple and generally massaging the area.

Typically, webbing is performed during foreplay but in certain cultures it can be performed at any time of the day. As is custom, the nipple is placed in between the pointer and middle finger but other configurations consist of the ring and middle finger as well as the highly difficult - yet highly rewarding thumb and pointer finger combo. The act of webbing can be immensely pleasurable to to women if performed correctly and also offers the man a very high level of entertainment.

Webbing can also be performed with the toes, but amateurs should be very cautious when performing this maneuver for the first time as it has a high degree of difficulty. For further information on the dangers of toe-webbing, more is available on Wikipedia under the Helsinki Episode of 1919
Cole: Dude I was webbing that Russian chick so bad last night, she woke up with chafed nipples.
by TJ Juckson February 17, 2013
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Weezing the brew

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.
The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.
by aknatn May 1, 2009
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Spider webbing

To lure females into your room and feed them shots with intentions of sexual penetration....similair to how a spider traps their pray and leaves them defenseless...often done by frat brothers and nursing students...
Shit dude did you read the paper Lain got arrested for spider webbing last night....
by Iron butterfly91 January 20, 2011
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webing

chilling, relaxing, joking, kidding, fooling, etc
hey! what are you doing?
nothing! just here webing
by giancarlo0 January 23, 2010
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weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner
bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"
by Nrayly December 29, 2019
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Weeping Vag

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
by David Atkins March 5, 2011
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