Wedding

Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?

Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!

by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 3, 2013

Arkansas Wedding Cake

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

skin welding

Fucking your girl and letting the cum stick you and your girls skins and requires water or her to suck it to remove

Hey I went to GACTC for a 3 year trade in skin welding

by Horno cornnyo February 24, 2017

portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017

Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay

"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"

by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005

Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

by FroomAJ November 2, 2011