dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018

wicket

extremely, crazily awsomely. ***not to be confused with wicked.

My best friend, Jared, is wicket sexy.

by KellykellyKELLY! December 28, 2005

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

lose a wicket

To have to urinate during a drinking session.

Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.

You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.

1. "Damn it guys, just lost another wicket"

2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"

3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"

by whitty January 27, 2005

wocket in my pocket

A boner.

Man: Bitch i have a wocket in my pocket

by ChezzBurgerz May 30, 2016

middle wicket

penis

old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003