A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.
by Doomboon October 22, 2013
Get the The weasels mug.Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.
Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.
Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.
A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.
Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.
A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Circumstance 1.
Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?
Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?
Boy 1: How about 2?
Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?
Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.
Circumstance 2.
Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.
Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.
Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.
Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?
Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?
Boy 1: How about 2?
Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?
Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.
Circumstance 2.
Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.
Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.
Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.
Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
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