Cold Mcdonalds 

It's an Ice-T slogan....When something is awful, he calls it Cold McDonalds because what's worse than cold mcdonalds?

I was at a party last night, and that party was cold mcdonalds

Cold Mcdonalds by ms. o'hara May 27, 2011

McDonalds money

What a parent might say in response to a request from her child when asked, if they will buy them a meal away from home, rather than say "No".

"What ? you got some McDonalds money ?!?"
It can be very effective tactic because, instead of simply saying no; it will force the child to think about a response to their question. Rather than, continuing to pester their parent to buy them something.

McDonalds money by Alfonzotoledo February 6, 2012

McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

McDonalds Salad by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

McDonalds 

Synonym for "cardboard". Also a convenient place to use their toilet when no public alternative exists.

I'm going to give them back some of their McNuggets

McDonalds by AgentM September 21, 2003

McDonalds Shit 

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.

McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit

McDonalds Shit by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 10, 2009

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

Mcdonalds apple pies by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

McDonalds 

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!

McDonalds by Kyle February 16, 2005