The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
by guitarsandroses November 9, 2019
Get the Night water mug.The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.
In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.
Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.
Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.
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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
by arseblog July 31, 2009
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Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
Get the Time Warner Cable mug.Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.
he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.
his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.
his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.
Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.
Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019
Get the Aaron Warner mug.First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.
guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
by Harmonious One January 25, 2011
Get the warner chilcotting mug.Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
by Conker1 October 5, 2016
Get the Morning water mug.What is this? Ugh it stank. Oh, it’s grey water, it’s basically piss and shet . I am just telling you.
by Jazzy asthmatic asthetic October 2, 2019
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