waltuh

Referring to the word breaking bad and better call saul character mike ehrmantraut calls fellow star, Walter white

Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now

by shoottheprotesters August 11, 2022

Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.

John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.

by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020

Walter the Farting Dog

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.

Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.

by Rollo & Biff December 25, 2007

walthamstowe

A place populated with care bears.
There is a long market with snide (fake) clothing sold everywhere and a woman selling aki and salt fish dumplings.
Almost everyone in walthamstowe is ugly and the good looking people hide in walthamstowe market. A place of typical eski (east london) calibur who in there right mind would live there... well no black people anyway.

A: "where u goin?"
B: "Walthamstowe"
A: "going there to see your butters friends"
B: "yeah i know its swag but I though I would give it another go"
A: "your loss"

by JDMM July 1, 2005

Walt Jizzney

Someone who likes masturbating to cartoon porn.

Oh, I see you like that anime stuff, you're just a regular Walt Jizzney.

by The "monster" February 27, 2009

Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

waltwhitmification

To big something up, either through hyperbole, or literally. Derives from Walt Whitman's use of a) very long lines in his poetry, and b) a very large beard on his face.

Cf. alginsbergification, which is similar in meaning but usually connotes either an imitative approach to waltwhitmification, or a homoerotically charged adaptataion of same.

1) Kevin really needs to waltwhitmify that beard.
2) That chick's boobs are totally waltwhitmified!
3) Al Ginsberg's poems could be seen as derivative vis a vis the waltwhitmification of the line.
4) Dude, don't waltwhitmify that shizzle -- you know it was totally not cool.

NB the passive voice is generally considered acceptable usage, as it aids in conveying the extended lengthiness that waltwhitmification embodies.

by Walt Whitman December 24, 2008