Ian Watkins

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.

"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."

by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.

When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.

by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009

Wankout

The only exercise these damn millennials get.

Guys who masturbate instead of actually going to the gym and working out.

Pascal: Hey bro, are you coming to the gym?

Vish: Nah sorry, I already had my wankout last night.

by pascalthesickwhan January 3, 2020

Dan Watkins

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.

Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!

by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012

Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.

"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson

by Skinnynate April 12, 2021

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

you're a wacko

You are eccentric, weirdo!

you're a wacko man (Thinking things you shouldnt, or saying somthing weird.)

by vferr094 November 8, 2007