wallowing 

to mope around after someone breaks up with you.

she sat around eating icecream and wallowing after her boyfriend dumped her for her firend

wallowing by mar-i-92 January 1, 2008

mouth watering 

tempting, desirable

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.

mouth watering by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017

Elderly Watering Syndrome 

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

Elderly Watering Syndrome by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

watering the rosebud 

When you piss in your partner's ass.

I watered her rosebud.

watering the rosebud by James Wren May 10, 2004

watering a dog shit garden 

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

watering a dog shit garden by jun nakane July 9, 2007

Wallowing 

Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;

My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!

Wallowing by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

Watering the Orchid 

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

Watering the Orchid by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012