wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 16, 2006

Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

by Knibnobber February 10, 2015

Wallin

Slang that originated from youth of NYC.
-When one is acting like a fool or acting crazy from their usual norm

-What you respond with when you don't agree with someones statement at all.

-"Why are you so jittery today? You're WALLIN!"
-"Derek thinks Stacy is hot. He's wallin".

by NYCbAsed April 5, 2017

Wallin'

Used to describe a person/s who are acting crazy, reckless, ridiculous, etc.
-Pronounce: Wah-Lin

Dude 1: Yo what did your friends do at that party last night?

Dud 2: It was crazy! They destroyed everything!

Dude 1: Wow, your friends be wallin'.

by KayxGee1 February 21, 2012

Pan wanking

When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.

Mostly done by chefs

"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."

by Blue_devil February 28, 2009

Wahlin

to go crazy, to loose control

Dude last night you were wahlin out at that party

by steve12 August 14, 2007

Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

by nubcake October 16, 2006