wankerdoodles

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.

"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

by skitsoprenicwankerdoodle March 28, 2023

wanked

Refering to being completely drunk. It combines the terms wasted and tanked.

Yo check out that kid having sex with the dog...he is totally wanked

by Gurry the Great August 2, 2009

Wanked

The past tense word for masturbation.

I just wanked to your picture.

by XxKayleyxX April 20, 2016

Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.

Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.

by graud999 July 5, 2009

wankerdoodle

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011

wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory

Anywhere specific a man goes to "get the job done".

Oh, don't sit there, that's where Rob goes for Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory.

by Jake16888 May 22, 2013