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Wombulator Shaft

The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.
Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.
by opposito June 23, 2017
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wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother
It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"
by Dogenut May 2, 2018
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ambulate

Nursing Goal: Patient will ambulate to the restroom and back with minimal assistance.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
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wambulance chaser

Lawyers whose reason for existence is to defend the rights of privileged people who think they've been wronged by society. They tend to defend old, wealthy white men, religious zealots, and people named Karen who have been unsuccessful in their attempts to complain to a manager. Wambulance chasers are thrive on the tears of the merely inconvenienced.

May also be spelled "wahmbulance" and variations thereof.
The pastor at the local megachurch who kept ignoring COVID rules is going to court because the health authority finally shut them down. His lawyer is a real wambulance chaser.

Johnny, the local waaahmbulance chaser, just defended a dude upset because as an adult man people wouldn't hire him to be a babysitter.
by litui April 13, 2021
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Wankulated

Wow I really got wankulated by that big black man yesterday.
by SemenHole August 4, 2022
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