Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

Wallpaper View

If something just looks too good that it seems to be unreal. Think of those common wallpapers on your desktop. The ones with palms, beaches and beautiful landscapes, or of those skylines etc.

*Dan is posting a picture of a beautiful lonely island (where he actually is)*
John: are you kidding me? this looks sooo awesome!
Dan: i know, right? when i arrived there i was unable to move because of that WALLPAPER VIEW! it just looked to good to be true.

(Sorry for my english :( -not a native speaker)

by Kota.Thomas June 16, 2011

wallpaper gig

A musical performance intended to merely enhance the ambiance of a social function, rather than to directly enertain an attentive audience (i.e. dinner music).

"How'd the gig go last night?" / "I kept fucking up, but it was a wallpaper gig, so nobody noticed..."

by The DA September 9, 2008

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

by wolly October 23, 2013

wallapa

how are you doing or how is the going. it is very common in Nairobi Kenya.

wallapa ma boys!you got the plot for tonite?

by milele January 12, 2004

Wallummiester

A small fat blob who rolls around the kitchen searching for food

Callum is a wallummiester

by OPuff December 12, 2019

stare at the wallpaper

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

by Ace-Money December 9, 2008