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Walk-Off Home Run

Leaving a fresh dump in the toilet when there is a waiting line to use the facilities at a party, sporting event or gathering. Usually accompanied by exiting the restroom with hands raised and high fives for those waiting in line.
Killer...the line was so damn long for the shitter at that hipster party I didn't have time for an upper decker so I had to go with a walk-off home run
by C. Blanche DuBois September 18, 2014
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Walk Off Grand Slam

"These club chicks are totally walk off grand slammable!"
by Shazam814 December 10, 2009
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Walk Off Home Run

A situation where, while having sex, a man elects to pull out and ejaculate on a woman's chest. This event is immediately followed by the man leaving the room having said nothing else to the woman. It is often the case that the man does not even get dressed before leaving. This act is most often associated with one night stands, but has begun making its way into longer term relationships as well. Some believe this act is done to symbolize a male's dominance, while others believe that there is no symbolism involved.
Dude, I'm so bored of just shooting off. Next time I think I'm gonna hit a Walk Off Home Run on her just to change things up a little bit. I think she'll appreciate it.

Dude, remember that girl that we saw last night that looked like Katie Perry? Well, I totally jacked a Walk Off Home Run on her last night! She won't be forgetting me anytime soon.
by TroubleMaker002 May 25, 2010
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walk my leg off

I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.
by lgmal:mvpag October 30, 2013
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take a long walk off a short pier

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
by mite74 January 5, 2009
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take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 November 15, 2007
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Walk off

You take a shit so big that it lifts you off the seat & and you can just walk off
by Jrod gb December 18, 2021
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