Watford 

Scummy suburban London shit-tip that’s desperately trying to recover from being voted as one of the most ugliest places in the UK and one of the worst places to go on a night out. A place where dreams go to die and teenage drug dealers thrive. Birmingham quality for London prices.

“This shithole charged me a fiver for a pint”
“Welcome to Watford”

Watford by a n o n July 29, 2018

The Wafford  

When your best friend is about to get into trouble at school and he throws the blame on you.

The Wafford threw a knife into his best friends car and KB got suspended for it.

The Wafford by K. Biltheezy!! March 6, 2008

The Wilford Brimley 

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.

The Wilford Brimley by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011

Wilford Brimley

Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.

After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”

Wilford Brimley by Jewry Words July 12, 2022

Catherine Warford 

Catherine is a very tall giant. She eats 24/7 and sweats like a pig. She is funny and very loud. Her laugh echoes. She has a temper if she's messed with. She knows when it's time to play and a time to be serious. She's aggressive and should not be messed with. She is also very long legged.

Catherine Warford is a silly billy.

Catherine Warford by Billy737829193 June 30, 2019

Dirty Wilford

When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.

“Chris have me a Dirty Wilford last night and used the left overs for guacamole “

Dirty Wilford by Gay4Clents March 6, 2022

Watford 

A non offensive word for a shit

Gotta run to the toilet, I'm bursting for a Watford...

Watford by Shumeskie30 March 18, 2016