I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017
Get the I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator mug.A "Waifu" is a Japanese term drawn from "嫁" or "yome" (romanized) meaning "Wife". Many non-Otakus mistake a Waifu for a best girl, however a best girl is a female character you enjoy to watch, however the term "Waifu" has a much more intimate meaning (sometimes being sexual). There are in-fact 2 different types of waifus, or more accurately the otaku themselves, is whether the otaku "Protecc" or "Attacc," the former being someone who protects their waifu from others who wish to lewd them, and their own waifu from their own lewd thoughts for fear of disrespecting their significant other, and the latter being someone who is in a much more sexual relationship, and is willing to lewd or even beat their meat to. Many otakus also own body pillows or posters with their waifu on it.
It is also forbidden to have more than one waifu, otherwise others of their own kind will try to force you to break up with one.
It is also forbidden to have more than one waifu, otherwise others of their own kind will try to force you to break up with one.
by epicmemester69_420 June 28, 2019
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People who are so obsessed with a virtual character that they would commit to love them over someone in real life
me: Hatsune Miku has won my heart.
Girl: you are such a Waifuist, Baka.
but. D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA, OK.
me: thats why the internet has a subreddit called waifuism
Girl: you are such a Waifuist, Baka.
but. D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA, OK.
me: thats why the internet has a subreddit called waifuism
by Rin senpai September 3, 2018
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Version 1:
"Yeah that's my waifu."
"Go get a life, she's out of your league."
Version 2:
"I want her but she's so far away"
"Yeah because she only exists on your screen dumbass."
"Yeah that's my waifu."
"Go get a life, she's out of your league."
Version 2:
"I want her but she's so far away"
"Yeah because she only exists on your screen dumbass."
by GaylordFaggotry July 22, 2018
Get the Waifu mug.Rem from Re:Zero is total waifu bait! She's so cute, loving and loyal how could you not fall in love with her!
by Gundanium October 11, 2016
Get the Waifu Bait mug.A very horrific video clip. It starts with a young Japanese lady being invited into her boyfriend's apartment for lunch while the narrator tells the viewer what it means to be a good girlfriend. She enters the apartment and the narrator tells us that the boyfriend's name is Hiro. Hiro has prepared stir fry for the two of them to eat for lunch. When they sit down at the table to eat it, the lady then vomits multiple times into the bowl, covering the stir fry in vomit. Hiro is completely unfazed by this and seems rather fine that his lunch just got totally ruined. The two then go to the couch and she proceeds to kiss him. While she's kissing him, she vomits several times again and covers his entire face with vomit and pukes down his mouth. The video then ends with him choking on her vomit. Very nasty; guaranteed to make you throw up your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or two.
Person 1: Hey man, have you seen this video "Waifu Basics"?
Person 2: No I haven't, it seems promising though since it doesn't seem to be one of those messed up shock films you showed me earlier.
*Shows him the video*
Person 2: I'm gonna go throw up like I've never thrown up before; thanks.
Person 2: No I haven't, it seems promising though since it doesn't seem to be one of those messed up shock films you showed me earlier.
*Shows him the video*
Person 2: I'm gonna go throw up like I've never thrown up before; thanks.
by Runt18 May 6, 2018
Get the Waifu Basics mug.The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.
The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.
"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"
"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"
by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017
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