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Phenomenal Waffles 

More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.

Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.

USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.

PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!

-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
Phenomenal Waffles by -JaCkAL- February 24, 2008

How to drink waffles 

How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!

Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.
Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.
Wafflessness by King.Shlong April 12, 2011

Cleveland Wafflestomp 

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp
Cleveland Wafflestomp by ( * ) August 1, 2017

giggle me some waffles 

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide
Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"

chatting bear waffles 

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.
Yeah she was chatting bear waffles