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Nah man why are you chatting when you weren't involved you blue waffler
by Adminininin December 30, 2018
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Someone who is lazy and wastes anothers time and or money because they don't but full effort into the thing they are doing. Such as a person doesn't put full effort into making breakfeast when they pop waffles into the toaster instead of actually cooking breakfeast (eggs, pancakes, etc..).
Tony said, "Louis, quit being a fucking waffler", when Louis played guitar hero instead of practicing guitar for his lessons.
by CaetheWumbo November 22, 2009
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Party Waffler

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A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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waffelriffic

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to be just as cool as a waffel
man she was like so waffelriffic today
by alex July 25, 2003
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waffler

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someone who activly waffles
man i am such a waffler
by Klein collins janitor March 4, 2004
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Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.

Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies 🙏🏼) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️
David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."

David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"

George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."
by Cookie Waffler April 19, 2021
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waffler

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Someone employed in the pornography industry who's duties include licking in and around a male porn actor's anus (see: rimming, tossing salad) during breaks in filming. This is done to ensure the porn actor's penis remains in an excited state (see: hard) thus allowing smooth transitions during scene changes and/or makeup reapplication.

This is considered an entry level position and the employee will usually work hard in order to acquire a promotion to fluffer.
Oh, the new guy's just a waffler? Well, send him in... Today's his lucky day; I've got a terrible case of butt vomit.
by Bukkake Gargler November 6, 2006
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