Voipal

having characteristics similar to or relating to VOIP conversations. Similar to verbal but only pertaining to digital conversations.

While Rodriguez isn't good at face to face conversations, he's got a ton of voipal expressions.

by Bataz April 28, 2011

vorpal

1. An adj. meaning extremely sharp, usually so sharp as to cut through anything without any resistance whatsoever.

2. A specific enchantment upon a magical sword that, on a crit, severs the head of its victim automatically.

1. I swear to God, dad's turkey knife is vorpal or something.

2. My vorpal longsword +2 made quick work of those Amnizu enforcers.

by Grimrider November 28, 2002

voop

The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.

Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?

by capngrumpy January 1, 2006

Vorpal Blade

A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.

"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."

by EmperorEli December 4, 2011

vorpal

adj. Infinitly sharp. So sharp it cannot be measured.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

Voops

1)Collective coolness describing a lavish lifestyle that is associated with fast cars , high fashion , sexy perfumes , beauty , partying and clubbing culture.

2) General vanity.

Examples

1) I love his voops. ie , I love his lavish lifestyle.

2) The Footballer lived a voopsy life.

by Verity Fair June 21, 2009

Voop

Vape + Poop: The act of dropping a fat load and blowing a massive cloud while sitting on a porcelain throne.

Kasey, did you just drop a voop? It's super hazy in the bathroom.

by FullReset July 17, 2016