Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

by TimThomas June 11, 2009

porno volume

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

by El MATTO del MORTE December 9, 2013

wub up the volume

Said By Wubbox from my singing monsters. If you dont know what that is then you are stupid.

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by RWEUCJHXKDJ December 24, 2022

Volunterrorism

A portmanteau of volunteerism and terrorism, Volunterrorism is the act or process of creating terror or havoc through volunteering or non-profit pursuits.

"Those unbathed PETA maniacs just threw red paint all over my black rhino leather coat. That's volunterrorism.

by Kablamo! December 29, 2008

Sound Voltex

One of the very few successful games of Konami as of today, without counting Pachinko.

A: Konami is dead man, they murdered Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid and soon, Yu-Gi-Oh! Plus all they do is Pachinko now!

B: Not true, they got Sound Voltex.

by C107: Parasite Spark Falcon March 29, 2017

volume ADD

The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.

Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.

by DoesntAfraidOfAnything November 25, 2009

Voltemand

The character in Shakespeare's "Hamlet" a.k.a. the character that must not be named.

"Dude, you got Voltemand? Is that a guy or girl?"
"No Idea. but look at this wicked ink I get!"

by Georgie Greene January 7, 2010