Vlad

Vlad. Usually Slavic Eastern European name commonly associated with (Vladimir Putin) and (Russia) but also very prominently used in Romania. Usually Vlad is an average height with an average build but holds a massive cock under his belt. An average size of a VLAD (penis )would be between 8 and 12 inches. This allows him to pick up girls that he likes however he has very specific tastes therefore most do not suspect such a whopping tool hidden so well in his pants.

Girl1 = OMG I wasn’t expecting to get boned by vlads 10 in her last night I am knackered.
Dude3 = (jeez) bro vlad beat up that nasty dude in the changing room what a (beast)

by GangstaV69 January 28, 2020

Vladding

When one person attempts to boss another person around. The person who is "vladding" thinks they are right, the best, and want things their way or no way at all.

Quit vladding and let the others pick a television program to watch!

by Nidia Nate July 25, 2006

Vlad

BLOWAGE. FAKAGE. The retarded one; the epic fuck up; society's reject; Fran's failed lover; tranny whore

whore Vlad
cunt
tranny
sexalot
orgasm
sex
intercourse

by BLOWAGE8125 February 5, 2009

Vlad

A man with an unbelievably small penis, its so small if he stuck it in another mans Japs eye both the men involved wouldn't feel it

Brittney:"OMG Adams cock is so small, you would think his name was vlad"

by pee pee poo poo123456789 November 15, 2019

Vlad

Taken from Vlad Guerrero and made short to Vlad. It’s another type of STD (sexually transmitted disease).

That transient gypsy hooker from LA gave me the vlad yo. What do I do now??

by DoMxM April 14, 2009

Vlad

A very small person usually has a tiny cock, also gets dirty sanchezed by Joey world tour.

Vlad is big gay

by Jacob Jimenez October 24, 2018

Vlad

Stupid and horrible also know to always be in class 603 and likes soccer
He has a small penis and know to like Zoey

Ugh not Vlad

by pee pee 3 December 14, 2018