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venetia

extremely good looking female, once thought to be some kind of goddess but since human interaction seems like a reachable goal.
by ass man September 5, 2003
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Venetian blinds

Venetian blinds; window covering consisting of an array of narrow rigid slats that can be rendered effectively translucent or opaque by using threads slotted through them to tilt them. One of the most essential inventions ever.
If it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for all of us.
by Fearman May 30, 2008
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The Venetian

The act of coyly stuffing narcotics up your rectum, when attempting to cross the boarder.
mate,.....mate have you performed the Venetian yet?

how did you get all 6kgs of narcotics across the boarder?....i performed the venetian of course
by Captain Clunge May 7, 2009
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ventosusnotaphobia

The fear of being killed by a road sign flying off its post, while driving in extremely windy conditions.
related: Ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: Equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: Ventosnotaphobia
It was so windy the other day, I felt my ventosusnotaphobia flare up as I passed a mileage sign, shaking violently and threateningly towards my car.
by zebra716 April 14, 2014
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so venetian

venetian is to venice what american is to america. venice is a city of style and swag, so something that is so venetian is so stylish and so swag
my twitter game right now is so venetian.

All this denim i have on is so venetian.
by swearingen614 August 6, 2011
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Venetian Backrub

The act in which a male or female lubricates their back with oil - most commonly Johnson's baby oil - and gets on all fours. Their female partner proceeds to rub their naked lower body along their back, namely focussing on the movement of the vagina.
Guy 1: Hey man I got a Venetian Backrub yesterday from "Ellie"
Guy 2: Sweet, did you use Johnson's?
by gc2 May 23, 2012
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Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!
Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.
by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020
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