vegetable 

An adjective. You can technically use it for anything that you want to, though it is usually a positive term.

These movies seats are SO vegetable!

vegetable by JJ December 18, 2004

vegetable 

a guy/girl thats prude or afraid to do something.

She won't do anything. Man, she's sucha vegetable

vegetable by jq40e October 1, 2006

Vegetable 

A very lazy, whiney person.

"Hey, will you pleeeeeease get me a potato chip, Megan?"
"No, get it yourself, you vegetable."

Vegetable by THE RATED 'R' SUPERSTAR! January 20, 2006

Vegetable 

Slang for marijuana.

“Dude omg I’m so high..”

“Damn I wish I had some vegetable rn too.”

Vegetable by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Vegetable 

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

Vegetable by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

Vegetable 

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

Vegetable by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

Vegetable 

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

Vegetable by Firemanjones January 29, 2019