Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

by Gyjggihhmm August 11, 2017

Vegetables

Vegetables are what food eats.

The food chain works as such: Vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. No exceptions.

by Powerslave1123 April 26, 2010

Vegetable

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.

1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

by The Latino Sandal June 15, 2018

Vegetating

The root word of Veg meaning to loaf or to relax. Normally, vegetating denotes more activity than just sitting around.

So what are you doing today?
Nothing but a little vegetating.

by killernoodle August 11, 2004

Vegetal

When someone is to high on weed that they just want food or can not comprehend anything. It is also a short word for calling someone a Vegetable

Marcus: "You're such a vegetal Ashley"
Ashley: "Where is the fucking food cunt"

by Vegetal November 8, 2017

vegetate

v. to lay low for an extended period of time; incommunicado.

Ain' talkin' to no one, just wanna vegetate and get petrified.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.

by rpfeff November 19, 2003