A dark, sticky food paste that has become a staple of the Australian diet. Made from brewer's yeast, it is a rich source of B vitamins. Brewer's yeast is a by-product of the beer brewing process. Consequently, an ample supply exists in Australia. Vegemite's flavour is extremely salty and remarkably strong. It is one of the few things the alcohol-numbed tongues of inebriated Aussies can actually taste, hence its popularity in its home market. However, that popularity has not transitioned to other countries. In many English speaking cultures, it's known as "Satan's Stool" or "Poo in a Jar".
Wizard of Oz: "Oi, mate! Care for some Vegemite?"
Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."
Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."
by Fosters Forall November 3, 2009
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Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.
Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.
by Jamhos February 22, 2008
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The quality of being judgemental of vegetarians. Often displayed by carnivores and omnivores as an attempt to intimidate vegetarians, usuall in passive-aggressive form.
She rolled her eyes when he ordered the spinach enchiladas and he asked "are you being vedgemental?"
by hobbympg October 12, 2011
Get the Vedgemental mug.Vegemite is an Australian delicacy which is very dark brown in colour and of viscose consistency, it is somewhat reminiscent of fecal matter.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i
Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.
Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i
Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.
Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.
by fat.cunt.with.a.tiny.cock April 26, 2015
Get the Vegemite Driller mug.A disgusting, salty black paste that Australians worship. Harvested from Kangaroo excretion, the excretion is then cooked on the Bunnings grill and heated into Vegemite. - Used as a method of execution in the late 1700s.
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It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
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