Veselin

Extremely handsome man with great intelligence that can get him any woman in this world but chooses to love one girl who is called a "stephanie". which is a beautiful and caring person who has a unique personality.

Veselin

by Stephycakes16 April 28, 2011

No Vaseline

Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation

Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.

by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019

Without the Vaseline

With extreme anger and hostility toward another person, vengeful and showing no mercy or sugarcoating; usually used in conjunction with "Fucked" or "Raped".

"Kelly was so pissed, she tore into her boss without the Vaseline and was immediately fired."

"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."

by Spencer1980 October 18, 2008

Dirty Vessel

When you take a shit in a ships water supply.

Some fat greaseball whore dirty vesseled your boat, by the way.

by Mothamilka July 7, 2010

boar vessel hours

From 2:30-5:00 am

Nigga - When is real boar vessel hours?
Nigga II - From 2:30-5:00 am.

by Boar Vessel June 23, 2018

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

vaseline

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

by DoOsHtArD September 4, 2004