vault

Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are stored in the vault.

Vault this shit, its comedy gold!

by Stu September 26, 2004

Vault

An extremly awful-tasting knock-off of the popular drink Mountain Dew. Made by Coke (see evil), Vault is what vampires drink when they can't find any human blood. Vault is commonly confused with toxic waste, and can be found in septic tanks nationwide.

You: Dude, that's not Dew!
"Friend": Oh yeah, it's this new stuff callled Vault that's supposed to taste better. Plus, it's cheaper!
You: I don't know, dude...
"Friend": Trust me, it'll be fine.
You: Alright...
"Friend": Sluurpp... (has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time and dies)
You: That'll show him! DO THE DEW!!!

by Thomas F. April 17, 2006

vault

Another word for puke. Specifically what one wants to do to relieve the nausea after drinking Coca Cola's disgusting energy drink.

Dude, that shit was disgusting. I think I'm gonna vault

by BillyBob23 December 10, 2008

Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Vault Girl

Vault Girl is the female counterpart of Vault Boy, the Vault-Tec mascot. Unlike the Vault Boy, she only appears for female only perks or accompanies him in various images. The Vault Girl appears rarely contrary to the Vault Boy and only for some representation of perks, reputations, traits and equipment. She also appears in a TV for educating cyberdogs in Big MT. Playing as a female character will not cause the Vault Girl to appear, but downloading mods can help.

Vault Girl > Vault Boy

by picklestein June 23, 2016

dick vault

It's a photo protect library with a password that contains digital images of male genitalia .

That dude has a DICK VAULT

by Kobe102648 March 5, 2017

cum vault

Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.

Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."

by Butt-nut January 19, 2007