Vasilije

Most handsome big dick guy in The ENTIRE WORLD . He is the best at everything. He can get any girl in the world.

VASILIJE CAN FUCK ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD .

JUNGKOOK WANTS A PEICE OF VASILIJE.

by Sukaniggadikorsomething January 23, 2018

No vaseline

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

by wstlngy July 13, 2009

vasile

if u name is vasile ur probably the most honest person to walk on this earth. ur literally the sweetest person and u smiles is so contagious. your probably a little quiet at first but once you get comfortable around people ur very loud

girl 1- vasile is so honestly so funny
girl 2- really? i thought he was quiet
girl 1- nah, you just don't know him to well

by queenlilia March 8, 2019

Vasilis

1. From the Greek word 'Vasilias', meaning King or Royalty. To rule and dominate everything and anything that crosses it's path. Coming into contact with a Vasilis could be the most dangerous yet satisfying encounter you could possibly have.

2. In medical terms, Vasilis is often used in place of the term 'crowning' during pregnancy. When the baby's head has passed through the birth canal and the top or "crown" stays visible at the vaginal opening.

John Doe - "I just ran into a Vasilis I owed money to and now I'm missing my left arm."
Jane Doe - "Are you serious?!"
John Doe - "I'm bleeding pretty severely. Call 911."

John Doe - "Wow did you hear what happened in Haiti?"
Jane Doe - "Yeah massive Vasilis style earthquake."

That baby is Vasilising its way through that vagina.

by RoyalScorpion11 February 2, 2010

No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

vasocongestion

The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.

The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.

When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.

by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005

Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

by Chanel B September 28, 2008