A mythical creature of any gender that can sexualy seduce any living beings of its opposite gender. Ancient persiaan myths claim its excistance more or less like the dracula in hollywood movies except for the blood thirst. These creatures are believed to vaporizer if they dont indulge in sexual intercourse every alternate year of their life
by heaven casinova November 29, 2014
Get the varrun mug.The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.
Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
by TardGuard January 29, 2019
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Also likes to participate in eiffel towers
Also likes to participate in eiffel towers
by helllaboiiii March 2, 2010
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Get the Vatronicly mug.He is kind he loves dogs and he ussaly has 2 of them varons live in England but ussaly come from Pakistan he loves snow and hates when people touch it
by Ubaboon August 10, 2019
Get the Varon mug.Varoon is a complete nerd who spends all day studying. He is very passionate about whatever he does, often too passionate to the point at which it is excessive.
Guy #1: Bruh why the hell aren't you coming to the park?
Guy #2: I have to study for my test in a month.
Guy #1: You're such a Varoon
Guy #2: I have to study for my test in a month.
Guy #1: You're such a Varoon
by xXTFXx August 14, 2019
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