Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

varnitha

Varnitha is an amazing person, her kindness can be a reason she'll get hate. She loves her friends and family and makes sure they know it. Varnitha's are shy at first but once they're comfortable they'll be the craziest bitch out there. She has a bad side too but wont let it show. Shes often misunderstood.

"Hey man, I made friends with Varnitha, she seems pretty nice."
"Ugh man, that little goodie-two-shoes"
"Hey! she's actually a good friend"

by wearedumbos May 3, 2021

Varner

Surname with Dutch, German, and Scandinavian origin. Comes from the German first name "Warinheer" meaning army gaurd. Many of our ancestors came from Germany as Werners and settled in Pennsylvania as Warners and are now (most of us) Varners. If this is your last name youre probably really white or black. This is becasue Varners owned plantations in the carolinas and, when the slaves went free they addopted the last name Varner as their own. Typical nick names include "varndog", "Varney", and "Hitler's favorite."

"Var-ner Var-ner Var-ner" -large crowds

"What up varndog?"

"Greg Varner has a ridiculously huge cock." -the hot bitches

by Greg Varner November 29, 2007

Varnika

A very hot and sexy girl. From Indian origins. Varnika's are told to be very emotionless and often are found playing basketball alone.

Oh look at that emotionless girl who's alone, What a Varnika!

by Cock inhaler November 23, 2021

Varna

one of the smartest, and most amazing people in the entire world. normally shes extremely beautiful and gives comfort to everyone

Sam: Yo dude have you seen the new girl?

Robby: Yea man, I bet she's a Varna!

by Yesterday March 14, 2008