a sexy female who knows how to party and goes straight to beast mode when shes in bed. she has a really nice ass and a nice everything.all the guys just wanna holla at her nd if theyre hot, shell holla back.
boy1:i broke up with my girlfriend...coz her ass looks bad.
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???
by janelleisf*cknawesome June 21, 2009
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shrivels up and crawles up his ass rendering it useless.There for he now has a Vagenis.
shrivels up and crawles up his ass rendering it useless.There for he now has a Vagenis.
<Bob>: Hey, Why did Tom leave the early?
<John>:Because He does not like sitting around chugging beer and eating animal.He would rather watch Home and garden channel.
<Mark>:What a Vagenis.
<John>:Because He does not like sitting around chugging beer and eating animal.He would rather watch Home and garden channel.
<Mark>:What a Vagenis.
by noravitz August 28, 2004
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3. "Take the damn shot, your acting like a vagenis."
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by WayWithWords May 25, 2008
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