Chalet Valet

the best way to pick up ur food when u order it from Swiss Chalet
hey i’m using chalet valet to pick up my food
by 1Shot Duke March 14, 2022
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cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.
"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 05, 2017
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Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues
“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”
by NuclearBeast September 01, 2021
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The Dirty Valet

A man or woman on all fours reaches back and inserts your penis or fist in their anus.
Girl wanted it bad. She did the Dirty Valet before I put the rubber on dawg.
by BarebackJack December 20, 2017
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