Vajohnia

A man, named John (or Jon), who is acting like a woman: complaining, nagging, whining, bitching, unhappy, etc.

John is really complaining and nagging a lot lately. He's acting like a real vajohnia.

Hey buddy, don't be such a vajohnia. You've been complaining all day.

You know, you really are a vajohnia. Stop whining.

by Dr Clock April 24, 2009

vajomach

This is the fat pouch above a cooter. The word comes from blending the words Vagina and Stomach. Also referred to as a gunt or a FUPA.

Sarah always has a sweaty crease on the front of her pants when she stands up. It gets hot under a vajomach.

by Yargon September 20, 2006

vamoose

to leave or depart hastily (from Spanish, Vamos meaning let us depart)

I've gotta vamoose or I'll be late.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2009

vajority

The majority of women.

The vajority will vote for Hillary in 2008.

by atree September 7, 2008

varoon

he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.

"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."

by swaggier then you May 23, 2016

vagoot

the short form of "vagina toot" a term that describes a queef. A vagoot or queef is an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart or vagina toot

During coitus the girl let out a loud vagoot from her vagina.

by Minda Mo @hotandfunnygirl May 8, 2014

vajowned

verb. The act of owning a vagina.

I totally vajowned her, dude.

by PANICxxATTACK November 13, 2010